Archive for the ‘FAIL’ Category

FAIL!: School Safety Video

Because  children are the future. And that’s why the world’s ending so soon.

But the adults who made this are no better. C’mon! All that just to justify not allowing baggy pants?!

I have to check the authenticity of this video as a legit School Safety video, because I’m still hopeful that there are more sense left in the educators these days than the typical makers of horrible youtube videos.

Although, props to it for a good laugh. And for showing how having a shotgun down your pants is cool when girls do it.

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Posted on October 28th, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

Amputee Needed to Complete A Halloween Costume

And one must be” missing both legs, preferably at the hips”.

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Amputee needed

The childish half of me is kinda curious how this will turn out.

The other childish half of me thinks that it’s utterly wrong. Hope no one replies this person and he’ll have to go with half a blowup doll on his back.

Then again, if an amputee puts on his ad seeking someone to be Chewbacca, maybe he just might get an answer…

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Posted on October 24th, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

That’s Why I Don’t Watch Home Shopping Network

Because I buy everything off Ebay.

I don’t like TV salespeople in general. Unless it’s Billy Mays, may he rest in peace, because he is awesome and OxiClean rocks. The rest of them all make me cringe, especially that dude who can’t differentiate between a horse and a butterfly.

But this one, hohoho…this one, tsk tsk. This actually made me laugh. I’m not that much of a Wii person, but I knew there are somethings that Wii is good for (and it’s not for helping you to get fit, surprise surprise) If you don’t want to listen to all the yakking, you can fast forward it to the good stuff at 5.50:

What a waste of a good TV. I’ve always wanted a HD TV so that I can experience my PS3 games to their utmost potential. Except Silent Hill 5, whose graphic is just weird. And I know I’m not good with numbers, but it’s that a li-ittle expensive for a Wii and it’s various plastic remote-disguises? I bet half of that goes to pay for these horrible salespeople. What a rip-off. In both ways.

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Posted on October 21st, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »