I was looking at my site banner and being all narcissistic when I realized that I had put a Brotherhood of Steel guy right under Renji’s armpits.
Of course, Miyuki from Lucky Star is sorta under his blade, but I don’t think that’s half as bad as being under a armpit. Do I use “an” for armpit? It seems weird to say “an armpit”. I know cuz I’m reading everything aloud as I type them. I’m in love with my own voice. Especially when it has such power at annoying people and scaring kids off.
But I guess it’s fine, since Renji is pretty much hairless. Except for his hot fiery red hair. Hot as in hot hot. Not hot, hot. Just hot. The word hot just got so strange looking after typing it a couple of times.
Maybe he shaves. WITH HIS BANKAI. Now that’s hot, hot.
And my bed to be two by four. Gawd I’m good at engineering.
My parents bought a new apartment after having to rent them for the past 10 years! YAY….not. Ugh I hate moving, even though it’s only the 6th time in 5 years. Precious belongings get damaged in the process dammit! (a stack of my gaming magazine got thrown away by accident ;_; or was it an accident…)
Anyhoo, so when my mom and sister were looking at the floor plan figuring out how to renovate the place (we need to divide out one more room), I took the box of (depleting) Lego that has been in the family for 13++ years and decided to make my own floor plan.
(My camera phone quality sucks!! Why Nokia why!?)
And now that you’ve seen my house, don’t think I can let you go that easily… *brandishes knife* Wait what? Don’t you dare Alt F4 me!!
Because children are the future. And that’s why the world’s ending so soon.
But the adults who made this are no better. C’mon! All that just to justify not allowing baggy pants?!
I have to check the authenticity of this video as a legit School Safety video, because I’m still hopeful that there are more sense left in the educators these days than the typical makers of horrible youtube videos.
Although, props to it for a good laugh. And for showing how having a shotgun down your pants is cool when girls do it.
(or affections PUN! hahahah..ok, that wasn’t very funny. BUT YOU LAUGHED DIDN’T YOU!)
So I was looking at the RSS feeds I subscribed to on my iGoogle page, and I saw the Straits Times Interaction section with the headlines:
The first thing that I thought of was: wth is STI? Then I tried to form acronyms with STI and realized that it can be Straits Time Interative. Then I read the headline again and decided that “teens” and “the name of a newspaper” cannot possibly be in the same sentence. So I clicked on the article to find out that STI is actually Sexually Transmitted Infections.Oh the joy of new discoveries!
Just kidding.
Anything that starts with an ST immediately makes me thing of aids. (Even STP, which means boring standard temperature and pressure. Maybe that’s why I failed Chemistry. Or was it Physics?) Anyhoo, the article says something about a heck load more of teenagers are getting herpes, warts and other sexual stuff that kill you. And this girl had 54 sexual partners. And the article assumed that she’s getting money for sex. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SIR? Money is not the most important thing in the world you know. Love is. And we all Love Money.
But I digress. Since I don’t know what’s so new about this news, I decided to find out — why use STI? And not the much more commonly know STD? STD even sounds better. See, Estee Dee pwns Estee Eye. And they both pwn Estee Pee. But just to have some concrete support, I went to “The Keeper of All Knowledge” — Wikipedia. Funny how people are so smart to create Wikipedia and still can’t differentiate a butterfly from a horse.
Anyhoo, this is what it says:
Infection simply means that a germ — virus, bacteria, or parasite — that can cause disease or sickness is present inside a person’s body. An infected person does not necessarily have any symptoms or signs that the virus or bacteria is actually hurting his or her body; they do not necessarily feel sick. A disease means that the infection is actually causing the infected person to feel sick, or to notice something is wrong. For this reason, the term STI — which refers to infection with any germ that can cause an STD, even if the infected person has no symptoms — is a much broader term than STD.
So basically, if you have no symptoms — you have an STI! If you do show symptoms — you have an STD! Either ways you’re screwed. So don’t have sex, kids. Stay childish and pure. Like snow. Or snow flakes if you’re pretty. Icicles if you’re Chucky. Because icicles kill and so does Chucky.
