Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

Facebook Secret: Weird Circles!

My sister just showed me something really weird but cool!!

If you go on facebook, press these keys in sequence: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A,  [enter]

Then click anywhere on the screen.

Do you see circles?! Because I do! Am I’m not drunk! Because I hate alcohol. Because it tastes like pee. Not that I tasted pee before. But I bet you did.

Try clicking on links!

Bless Konami.

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Posted on December 4th, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

Texas Banned Marriage

wedding gundam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Texas is so adorable XD.

What happened was that was back in 2005, the amendment that was made to Texas legislature aimed to ban gay marriages, accidentally banned all marriages instead.

The amendment was pretty much well-received by the good people of Texas, and consisted of the following:

marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman

Which was okay, you know, it’s simple and clear. But the problem lies in the next clause:

This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage

What it meant was actually that you can’t have any other legal status like domestic partnership, social union etc to signify marriage. But what they neglected was to say “except marriage”, because now they’ve banned marriage itself.

The Young Turks on youtube put it pretty well:

I don’t know if I’m for or against gay marriages. Until marriages to fictional characters are legal, I shall remain neutral.

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Posted on November 22nd, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

Zhao Yun VS Stewie

One similarity between a cool Dynasty Warrior and Baby twisted beyond repair?

DING DING! This was what happened: I was waiting for my brother to finish his guitar lesson and I decided that I could play some Dynasty Warrior since I brought the PSP along. Well I haven’t played it for a long time, so when I was using Zhao Yun and doing some cool damage, he popped out a line “Victory is mine!”

Zhao Yun Victory is Mine

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Wait, what?!?

Maybe it’s just me being bored, but it seriously cracked me up when I heard it. The word “Victory” itself is gaudy enough to be funny, and in additional to the fact that I can’t help but to connect it with Mister Steward Gilligan Griffin AKA little Hitler Stewie, my admiration for Zhao Yun had just dipped a yard (mind you, it’s still pretty high though). Although it still can’t be compared to the bad script of Resident Evil series, it’s still pretty bad. Bad as in funny. Like Clown funny. And clown funny is bad.

Stewie Victory is Mine

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Posted on November 9th, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

Funny Short Forum Conversation

Of retardation.

I was surfing the Gamespot forums when I came across the a thread talking about Modern Warfare 2

But honestly, it’s really pretty funny (quoted as is)

dakan45 wrote: I am getting the game because i prefer investing alot into something i like instead of hoping that i am gonna like the game.
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guildclaws wrote: if you like call of duty modern warfare you probably like call of duty modern warfare 2
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fudgeblood wrote: Really? I didn’t know that. How did you figure that out? I mean… wow.
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guildclaws wrote: modern warfare 2 is probably similar to call of duty 4
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fudgeblood wrote: Wow….. just, wow…
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guildclaws wrote: if you are sarcastic i will make this topic to an arena D:<

I wish I was that eloquent and astute in figuring things out. Maybe I would actually be able to differentiate a butterfly from a horse.

Maybe I won’t. I probably will pretend I won’t because that’s just awesome.

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Posted on November 8th, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

I Want My Room To Be 10 By 12 Lego Studs

And my bed to be two by four. Gawd I’m good at engineering.

My parents bought a new apartment after having to rent them for the past 10 years! YAY….not. Ugh I hate moving, even though it’s only the 6th time in 5 years. Precious belongings get damaged in the process dammit! (a stack of my gaming magazine got thrown away by accident ;_; or was it an accident…)

Anyhoo, so when my mom and sister were looking at the floor plan figuring out how to renovate the place (we need to divide out one more room), I took the box of (depleting) Lego that has been in the family for 13++ years and decided to make my own floor plan.

my floor plan

my computer

(My camera phone quality sucks!! Why Nokia why!?)

And now that you’ve seen my house, don’t think I can let you go that easily… *brandishes knife* Wait what? Don’t you dare Alt F4 me!!

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Posted on October 31st, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »