Posts Tagged ‘informercial’

Funny Short Forum Conversation

Of retardation.

I was surfing the Gamespot forums when I came across the a thread talking about Modern Warfare 2

But honestly, it’s really pretty funny (quoted as is)

dakan45 wrote: I am getting the game because i prefer investing alot into something i like instead of hoping that i am gonna like the game.
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guildclaws wrote: if you like call of duty modern warfare you probably like call of duty modern warfare 2
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fudgeblood wrote: Really? I didn’t know that. How did you figure that out? I mean… wow.
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guildclaws wrote: modern warfare 2 is probably similar to call of duty 4
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fudgeblood wrote: Wow….. just, wow…
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guildclaws wrote: if you are sarcastic i will make this topic to an arena D:<

I wish I was that eloquent and astute in figuring things out. Maybe I would actually be able to differentiate a butterfly from a horse.

Maybe I won’t. I probably will pretend I won’t because that’s just awesome.

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Posted on November 8th, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

Kitchen Of Tomorrow From Yesterday

Just like Fallout 3!

I’m just too in love with Fallout 3 that I can’t associate anything else with the 1950s.

Anyhoo, a “Knowing” scenario. “Kids, imagine what the future’s gonna look like!” In this case, the future kitchen. By the fridge making company, not some psychic little school girl.

Future Kitchen

Bigass Kitchen

Lazy Susan Fridge

I have to admit, the people from the 1950s were pretty imaginative. A Lazy Susan fridge? That’s cool! We still don’t have that!! C’mon you young inventors out there, you could probably make some money off this idea. Yea I’m throwing that out there. I don’t want the money, I just want to be able to reach in the fridge, spin around till I see my stock of chocolate bars and get them without spilling last night’s leftover soup.

But what happened to 2001: A Space Odyssey? 2001’s almost a decade ago and where’s my murderous crazy AI computer hmmm? HMM?

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Posted on October 23rd, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »

That’s Why I Don’t Watch Home Shopping Network

Because I buy everything off Ebay.

I don’t like TV salespeople in general. Unless it’s Billy Mays, may he rest in peace, because he is awesome and OxiClean rocks. The rest of them all make me cringe, especially that dude who can’t differentiate between a horse and a butterfly.

But this one, hohoho…this one, tsk tsk. This actually made me laugh. I’m not that much of a Wii person, but I knew there are somethings that Wii is good for (and it’s not for helping you to get fit, surprise surprise) If you don’t want to listen to all the yakking, you can fast forward it to the good stuff at 5.50:

What a waste of a good TV. I’ve always wanted a HD TV so that I can experience my PS3 games to their utmost potential. Except Silent Hill 5, whose graphic is just weird. And I know I’m not good with numbers, but it’s that a li-ittle expensive for a Wii and it’s various plastic remote-disguises? I bet half of that goes to pay for these horrible salespeople. What a rip-off. In both ways.

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Posted on October 21st, 2009 by Jess  |  No Comments »