If you can’t beat them, JOIN THEM.
Funny how whenever I say I’m not gonna talk about something, something ends up on me blog. IT’S CLOWN FUNNY I TELL YA.
So anyhoo, I saw on Kotaku that the sale of Modern Warfare 2 reached 1.2 million in ONE DAY, ONE COUNTRY. What’s wrong with peoplezz!!?
I was just listening to the Video Game Show podcast and they were talking about how much Blizzard is making out of just the World of Warcraft game. Two billion dollars a year! For a game! That’s 2, 000, 000, 000 = 10 freakin digits! Gosh I should seriously consider going into the game industry. And that’s not all, besides the subscription fees, you have to buy the game, the expansion packs, name change, faction change etc etc. Plus, just recently they came up with two WoW pets that you can get for ten bucks each.
That up there are the pets. I…
Y’know what, nevermind.
Anyhoo.
Yea, Modern Warfare 2 gets on my nerves. Over hyping of anything usually does. UNLESS IT’S ME BLOG. Hype it, hype it!
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Posted on November 12th, 2009 by Jess | No Comments »
(or affections PUN! hahahah..ok, that wasn’t very funny. BUT YOU LAUGHED DIDN’T YOU!)
So I was looking at the RSS feeds I subscribed to on my iGoogle page, and I saw the Straits Times Interaction section with the headlines: 
The first thing that I thought of was: wth is STI? Then I tried to form acronyms with STI and realized that it can be Straits Time Interative. Then I read the headline again and decided that “teens” and “the name of a newspaper” cannot possibly be in the same sentence. So I clicked on the article to find out that STI is actually Sexually Transmitted Infections.Oh the joy of new discoveries!
Just kidding.
Anything that starts with an ST immediately makes me thing of aids. (Even STP, which means boring standard temperature and pressure. Maybe that’s why I failed Chemistry. Or was it Physics?) Anyhoo, the article says something about a heck load more of teenagers are getting herpes, warts and other sexual stuff that kill you. And this girl had 54 sexual partners. And the article assumed that she’s getting money for sex. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SIR? Money is not the most important thing in the world you know. Love is. And we all Love Money.
But I digress. Since I don’t know what’s so new about this news, I decided to find out — why use STI? And not the much more commonly know STD? STD even sounds better. See, Estee Dee pwns Estee Eye. And they both pwn Estee Pee. But just to have some concrete support, I went to “The Keeper of All Knowledge” — Wikipedia. Funny how people are so smart to create Wikipedia and still can’t differentiate a butterfly from a horse.
Anyhoo, this is what it says:
Infection simply means that a germ — virus, bacteria, or parasite — that can cause disease or sickness is present inside a person’s body. An infected person does not necessarily have any symptoms or signs that the virus or bacteria is actually hurting his or her body; they do not necessarily feel sick. A disease means that the infection is actually causing the infected person to feel sick, or to notice something is wrong. For this reason, the term STI — which refers to infection with any germ that can cause an STD, even if the infected person has no symptoms — is a much broader term than STD.
So basically, if you have no symptoms — you have an STI! If you do show symptoms — you have an STD! Either ways you’re screwed. So don’t have sex, kids. Stay childish and pure. Like snow. Or snow flakes if you’re pretty. Icicles if you’re Chucky. Because icicles kill and so does Chucky.
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Posted on October 25th, 2009 by Jess | No Comments »
Cast the levitation spell on her and have a cup of coffee. Decaf please.
No but really, Harry Potter does exist. Harry Conor David Potter that is. See, this boy from Portsmouth, Hampshire, happens to be the exact same age as Daniel Radcliffe (actor of Harry Potter), he looks sorta like the fictional character, AND, he even has a scar on his forehead! Not from a battle with the evil Lord Voldemort of course, but from running his bike into a lamppost.
- The real-life Harry Potter Revealed Why Sharing the wizard’s name has made his life a misery. [Daily Mail]
I would imagine it to be a really cool deal to have the same name as the world famous wizard. But apparently, Mr. Potter here despises it. He said that he had to show his ID everywhere because no one would believe his name is real. He even had to show his girlfriend his passport to prove that he’s not lying about his name. Those who believe him just make fun of him.
Poor guy. Well there’s nothing you can do about it, every fictional character’s name has to come from somewhere. Although Cloud Strife is a pretty weird name, wonder where that came from..
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Posted on October 23rd, 2009 by Jess | No Comments »
Maybe. Possibly.
I’m not gonna comment on this, you can read it yourself. You can’t? Told you shouldn’t drop out of 3rd Grade!
THE END DRAWS NEAR: COURT ORDERS PIRATE BAY TO ERASE TORRENTS
The Dutch court initially ruled that Pirate Bay must block access to Dutch citizens; a decision which the site’s founders decided to appeal. It worked to some extent, as that judgment has now been nullified, but the Court now decided that The Pirate Bay – while not guilty of copyright infringement – is guilty of assisting copyright infringement.
Now, Dutch anti-piracy body BREIN will supply a list of copyrighted works to The Pirate Bay, and the operators of the site must remove them within three months, facing a fine of $7,500 per person, per day.
- Full Article on Mashable
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Posted on October 23rd, 2009 by Jess | No Comments »
